This cracks me up!

Differences in Men and Women:


BATHROOMS
   Men have six things in their bathroom, razor, towel, soap, shampoo, toothbrush, toothpaste.
   The average woman has 332 items, only 20 of which men can identify.

MONEY
   A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
   A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item because it's on sale.

ARGUMENTS
   A woman will have the last word in an argument.
   Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

DRESSING UP
   A woman will dress up for dinner, to go shopping, meet friends and run errands.
   A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
   A man wakes up as good looking as when he went to bed.
   Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

NICKNAMES
   If Kate, Sarah and Lindsey go out for lunch they will call each other Sarah, Kate and Lindsey.
   If Bob, Dave and Sam go out, they will call each other Fat Boy, Crap Head and Poo for Brains.

FUTURE
   A woman worries about the future until she gets married.
   A man worries about the future after he gets married.

SUCCESS
   A successful man is one who can make more money than his wife spends.
   A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
   A woman marries a man expecting that he will change.
   A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change.

THOUGHT OF THE DAY
   A married man should forget his mistakes. There is no sense in two people remembering the same thing.